May 2012
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 31st
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May 31st
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Going to watch “The Lucky One”… By myself… And there is no one else in the theater. Cue crying as much as I want, cause damn Nicholas Sparks movies get me every time.
May 31st
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May 30th
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dressesdancingandtv: motheatenmusicalbrocade: Catching Fire’s Finnick: Casting Down to Final Three for Hunger Games Sequel? a-million-little-paper-cuts: Taylor Kitch better get the rolse bc the the other guys are just Taylor Kitsch I’m just gon say it: I want to see you in a strategically placed fishing net thingy, I want to see you doing your close-as-hell Riggsian power moves, I...
May 30th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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And can we talk about that Rachel/Finn scene?
I wish I could find the video, but I can’t and I don’t have the drive to search right now, but that scene in the car when they break up…. Lea Michele acted the shit out of that. I get that I am overly emotional anyway, but was she great or was she great? She was so not afraid to go there and ugly cry and she totally had me ugly crying too.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off) Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com (via liquidiousfleshbag) See also: No Forced Kisses for Your Kids (via librariesandlemonade) Goddamn, I love Will Smith. (via...
May 25th
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2 step guide to having a beach body!
beautyembrace: 1) Have a body. 2) Take it to the beach!
May 25th
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When Disney Channel said 'Go to DisneyChannel.com...
lolzpicx: i never asked my parents. You know I have Darren Criss problems, but I just really like this gif. Also, Disney Channel truth!
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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"But they're just fictional charac-"
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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Trying to figure out the balance between being a jealous frustrated bitch and too overly fake and happy for people is really getting exhausting. [[MORE]] I don’t really talk about it on here, but most of my “real world” people know that I would probably chop off my left leg right now if it meant I would be pregnant. We haven’t been using any protection for a year and a...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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I have been completely MIA for what feels like forever (But is realistically like, a week). Anyways, as I have repeatedly complained about here before, we don’t have an internet connection at the house since moving, so my only tumblr access was on my phone unless I was at work. Well I may have been on my phone a bit too much recently cause I was fast approaching dangerous data levels and so...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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